[Intel Update]: A First Time For Everything

First week completed of first internship? Check. Intel is an awesome place to work and this week has been a blast. As it turns out it was totally worth leaving Seattle and venturing into the California sun (gasp.shock.awe). Meeting other interns from all over the country and even meeting some people from UW I had missed before has probably been the highlight of the week. Just as a disclaimer, I've barely done any intense work this week since most of it has been training and my manager didn't make it to the office until Wednesday so my viewpoint may be on the favorable side but that's not my problem =] (yet). Anyways here's some notes from the week!

Here are some firsts:

• First professional fail

• I may have missed the memo where I'm not supposed to wear a blue shirt on the first day. What could possibly go wrong when they take first day pictures against a blue backdrop? Well if you direct your attention to the right, there is my badge and no I am not wearing a white shirt. My corporate picture for the foreseeable future is my floating head. Yolo.  

• First time using a sun deflector

• Well, I guess it could be worse. It could be hot and humid. That being said it is still very hot. I caught 101F on my car thermometer but 108F is the record so far. That's why I was celebrating like a kid in a candy store when I discovered a neglected sun deflector under the passenger seat of my car. I can assure you it has saved my life everyday of the week so far. Things are looking up (err.. down) though. This weekend will be a cold spell so highs will stay between "chilly" 70's-mid 80's... yeah perspective is evil.  

• First professional workspace

• I don't know why I'm so excited by this but I've always wanted my own cubicle and workspace. I have the workspace but I'm being told my cubicle (with dual monitors =] tempting...) is still coming. But at this rate, I'm not even sure if I'll want one after acclimating to this mobile workstation. My team and I have actually TALKED to each other (*gasp*) leading me to believe cubicle walls are not the answer. Maybe I just haven't worked hard enough to need the productivity magic that is the modern cubicle. Next week things really ramp up but I'm being told that I'm going to take database data from the server room downstairs and put it through some witchcraft software and formulas to generate practical forms and graphs. Long story short, I'm going to be paid for making pie charts! My life goals are being fulfilled left and right here. Okay there's a lot of hard work and queries I need to tackle before I even get the data ready for pie charts but still... Pie Charts!!!.   

So yeah that's that. Now that I've wasted a couple minutes of your life I at least owe you a pretty sunset and a picture of a coworker's Ferrari so here you go. 

Have a great weekend wherever you are =]

Meat Free Monday Week Two? A Meat Free Timeline

So it's week two of meatless Monday at UW and in fact, despite the vocal outcries of carnivore males alike, the campus has not imploded - yet. I just thought it was only appropriate to take this time to remind ourselves of the evolution of vegetarianism in the world. I personally don't have much against it, and actually I think Paul McCartney's meat free Monday song is kind of catchy (linked at the end of the blog), but you'll still find me going out of my way on the first school day of the week to get my protein in the form of meat. Without further ado , here goes. 

Behold: Pythagoras. Vegetarian and
father of a^2+b^2=c^2

500s BCE: Pythagoras, a Greek philosopher and "the father of numbers" teaches that a vegetarian diet is best for the body and spirit. Later Greek philosophers would learn from him and in turn extoll the benefits of vegetarianism. Vegetarians, though not a majority, were a very visible and important minority. (Now, the diets of Greeks are still largely vegetarian, and Greek classical literature is known world-wide.)


1460s-1470s: Leonardo da Vinci becomes a vegetarian. As one of the most important people of the Renaissance, he impacted many people, not only in Florence and throughout the Italian states and France, but throughout Europe and the world.


1922-1924: In 1922, the state of Gujarat becomes the first political entity in the modern world to declare itself vegetarian. Then, in 1924, Tamil Nadu becomes the second political entity in the modern world to declare itself vegetarian.


2007: On June 27th, Taiwan officially becomes the third country (after Sundarapore and India) in modern times to declare a ban on meat. The three recent national bans start to send warning signals throughout the non-veg population, especially in those countries with a vegetarian majority.


2009: Former Beatle Paul McCartney, Chris Martin and Sheryl Crow launch campaign to reduce meat consumption to tackle climate change.


2012: University of Washington Seattle eliminates all meat products from the dining facilities in both the 8 and Terry Hall's Eleven 01 Cafe.  
http://dailyuw.com/news/2012/apr/04/meatless-seattle/


And here's... ummm... a song

120: The number of miles to get a box of McNuggets

[Just fair warning that this blog was typed up in two hours bored waiting for a connection at the Minneapolis airport. There is only so much creativity you can muster in that kind of environment.]

This is what Spring Break is about. Just far enough detached from winter finals last week and from spring quarter next week to do the complete opposite of what school asks you to do. Nothing. If anything, ventures this week should only be justified by vacations to sunshine states or trips to get food. I went with the Ohana care group to Leavenworth, debatably for the culture and debatably for the German food.

To get there we took the road less traveled – the road that gets you from Seattle to Leavenworth in 120 miles. This translates into about an hour of scenery from Seattle to Snoqualmie and about an hour of absolutely nothing. To be fair to Eastern Washington, absolutely nothing sometimes looks absolutely stunning with snow on it but still that doesn’t excuse it from the title. It takes a special DJ mix of Kesha, Bruno Mars, and Lady Gaga to keep the drive interesting. But once the drive is over, it ends up being worth its while once you are in the Bavarian village.

Sadly our first stop was McDonald’s to recover from the drive and grab some McNuggets. I may have even suggested that we stop by the Starbucks. Clearly we are terrible at this recreational tourist business. However, we eventually legitimately visited town and it made me note a couple of observations. 1) The nicest people on earth work at fine jam shops. We met a store owner of berry spreads who greeted us and started talking with us about college, how his son goes to SPU, and how he recognized that some of us had the figures of string players since he was a singer and violin player. I really should have bought something from him… 2) Sauerkraut is not a suitable substitute for bread. I’ve had bratwursts from Leavenworth before in buns served with various mustards that were life changing. We went to another restaurant this time and ordered what I always ordered, sausage. This time there was no bun though. The sausage was served over the biggest bed of sauerkraut I had ever seen in my life. Let it be known that I prefer the sauerkraut on top of the bratwurst, not under it because the way it was served, I was never going to win the battle against the dish. It’s not often that I get owned by authenticity but I got pwned then. Finally, 3) nothing in Leavenworth is a better deal than a box of McNuggets. Nothing in Leavenworth was that overpriced but looking back, has civilization really been that bad for us? There is a time and place for premium ice cream, chocolates, and $15 plates of bratwurst and potato salad but for every one of them, there are 5 more times and places for $3 McNuggets. It really does make you wonder if anyone does come to Leavenworth and in the end, leave with nothing more than some photos and a box of chicken nuggets to show for it.
Clearly the debate over McNuggets versus bratwursts is a first world problem of complete nonsense. But you know what? This nonsense is alright. Everyone needs a break from reason. Students only get one week of it between winter and spring quarter, but I'll happily take it. Reason can wait.

The Asian Assassin - (The Asian is just as important as the Assassin)

I hope people see Lin as the underrated
Harvard star, not the Knicks legend. 

Everyday I'm Shuffle-Lin
Okay I tire from these puns just like the rest of you but I couldn't help it. This Jeremy Lin episode has exploded silly over here, over there, over everywhere and his name is tailor fitted for an HBO documentary. I don't normally type up blogs on sports because there are enough other paid people to do that. Then why type one up on Jeremy Lin? Jeremy Freakin Lin? He's got all the hype that any professional could ever want or need. The thing is though, he doesn't want or need all of it. He is climbing the classy ladder in the NBA right now as fast as he climbs on the scoresheets. The media thinks he came out of thin air. Why would anyone care about him before he lit his last two weeks of unassuming NBA opponents on fire? People think he's become an Asian Assassin but I think he's always been one. I believe his fame stems from a two step process. I like to call the first of the steps is Assassin  and the other step Asian.


Assassin - lethal by sudden attack
This is the credibility part of the kind of fame any reserve athlete (note RESERVE athlete) gets when they step up and perform like no one has seen them perform. You don't get famous because you are bad. You get famous because on paper you are impressive. However, being bad at the beginning seems to help. Note Tim Tebow in the NFL (um... pretend quarters 1-3 didn't count) intended to be a backup QB and Chris Wondolowski in American soccer who spent years in the laughable reserve league before becoming major league soccer's leading goal scorer in 2010 and getting called up the the USA national team.  They were assassins, Wondolowski with his right foot and Tebow with his left arm (in err... the fourth quarter) because they came out of nowhere and when they showed up, they showed up in a big way. Lin showed up in a big way. If 38 points against the Lakers, a game winning 3pointer against Toronto, and 14 assists against the Mavericks is not big enough for you, you will perhaps never be convinced of anything.


Asian - A salient incomprehensible awesome novelty
This is the kind of fame not every athlete gets when they step and perform like no one has seen them perform even if they have the stats for fame. This is the part where they make a good story. Sometimes these stories start years in advance. For me back in high school, I didn't care about basketball. I didn't really care about the NBA, my school's team, or the departed Sonics. However, I oddly seemed to care about Jeremy Lin of Harvard. Why did I know about him? It's simple, he was Asian and at Harvard. It was a matter of pride. He was the only Asian college athlete prominent enough to be proud of at the time. I was proud of him because he was waving my nationality's flag. It's the same reason I feel proud of Kei Nishikori in the world tennis tour. He's the only real prominent male Asian tennis player on tour right now so I want him to do well and I feel happy when he does well. He was Asian, and that was his novelty. Before you scoff at me for calling Asian a novelty, I'm not talking about the amusing kind of novelty. I'm talking about the "a new or unfamiliar thing or experience" kind of novelty. Without that novelty, I wouldn't have cared about Lin. I would have just gone back to caring about Kei Nishikori. I'm sure I wasn't the only Asian who felt this way back in Lin's Harvard days. I thought for sure that Lin was going to be drafted and be an immediate impact player for the NBA, I thought he deserved success and that the Asian community would have an athlete to be proud of.
Well... Lin didn't get drafted, he didn't become an instant impact player, and literally speaking, everyday he was shuffle-Lin (with new teams). He wasn't getting chances, he wasn't impressing, and I thought he would never be able to come back. Being underrated out of college doesn't help and it was just pure disappointing I'm sure for him. But he was still Asian and he had yet to show that he could still be an assassin.
Fast forward to February 2012. Lin got his chance with the NY Knicks. First the double digit points (not like 10 but like 28), then the 7 straight wins, then the assists, then the fame. It's funny how these things work out. He became the impact player I hoped he could be. The media and community ate it up because it made good headlines, but this whole Linsantity thing would never have happened without the catalyst from the Asian community and from everyone else who was excited that another race had entered the fold. Asian sports fans looking for someone to affiliate rediscovered Lin the same way I discovered Lin three years ago. It is not a stretch to believe that Asian children are going to be more inspired to start playing more sports from this because of the emotion. All this and I haven't even mentioned his other novelty of Christianity and his belief in God. Now people of faith affiliated with Jeremy. In a way, Jeremy affiliated back with his fan base. He fed off of it and never disappointed. He stayed humble and took his chance. all this and the story still probably has a few chapters left before it concludes.
This is how big it was for Jeremy to be Asian. It is not something to be ashamed of, only something to unite a large and diverse community and acclimate a growing league to a new circumstance. Did the novelty present problems? Absolutely. ESPN has already fired one of its writers for a racist comment. Do I really care? As long as this general euphoria exists around Lin, I would say it is a small step back in a big step forward in the sport.


The Asian Assassin - Jeremy Lin
I hope people see Lin as the underrated Harvard star, not the Knicks legend. His full journey is what makes his story captivating. It's captivating, it's compelling, it's incredible, and it's Lin-sane. 

Six For Saturday: Join the Piano Guys Bandwagon

It's a slow weekend. In fact it was coming off of an arduously slow week as well - midterms and all.  But here we are, 48hrs of weekend to reset and relax. What goes well with resetting and relaxing? Music perhaps? I want to introduce you to the piano guys if you aren't already familiar with them. This group (duo rather) is turning into a phenomenon 40 million views strong with only a cello, a piano, and some cool a/v effects. Here are six very worthy samples to pick from:

1) Music led by the force

2) Music led by the soul

3) A more mainstream selection

4) A less intense mainstream selection

5) Something young people like

6) And finally, something old people like

Are you ready to hop on the bandwagon?

Enjoy!

Must Be Chinese New Year

Dusting the piano...
Vacuuming the house...
Cleaning the microwave because it smells like fish...
Cleaning the oven because it smells like fish...
Standing at the island with 20 people in front of 40 people's worth of food...
Saying "sun nin fai lok" after receiving a red envelope...

Must be Chinese New Year =]

"What Chinese New Year dinner do you want?"
"KFC"
Must be Chinese New Year.

Shuffling Chinese Dragons - Must be Chinese New Year


Happy Chinese New Year!
May the year of the dragon bring you prosperity, happiness, and success =]

La Nina > Mayans

Well... until we actually know 2013 doesn't exist, it's not fair to discount the Mayan calendar as a predictor. Do we think it's a "sure" thing? Not really. Does the average person even know what a Mayan is? Probably not.

Here. Now you know what a Mayan looks like.

For predictors, we know rather that we can depend on the rooster to wake us up in the morning, the moon to put us to bed at night, and etc. Among such things, one thing that has stood the test of meteorologist time is the La Nina winter. It doesn't encompass winter weather in itself but for the savvy Seattlelite it means "SNOW". Too bad it doesn't do a very convincing job telling you when the snow will come. Towards the end of 2011, there were doubters - many of them. No white Thanksgiving, no white Christmas, nothing in between. Would La Nina fail us this year? Psh, if we knew what La Nina was thinking (pretending that she were animate) she would be rofl-ing - winter has just started (okay maybe not rofl-ing but something along those lines). It seems that La Nina prefers to be fashionably late to the party. For the last week or so, she even preferred to tease the Seattle area, picking and choosing regions to the North give 7 inches of snow and leaving elsewhere with nothing.

Snow in Bothell, WA - Jan 15th

Enter January 17th 2012: Weather channel, Komo4, Kiro7, and Cliff Mass of the UW weather center all in agreement that tomorrow could be it - this could be THE snowfall. Expectations were catastrophically inconsistent between 2" and 15" but that added to the fun.
Enter January 18th 2012: University of Washington classes closed for the day. Such a thing is a collectors item in local-speak. Fireworks set off on campus, dorm halls burst in exuberant cheers, facebook explodes with notifications everyone already knows... but it's okay because La Nina has finally shown her face and she has shown it in a big way too. Actually it was a good thing UW closed because La Nina showed a force of nature above any of our expectations. As I type, it's white, it's windy, it's cold, and it looks absolutely amazing. The Metro bus driver may cringe, so will the UPS driver and the mailman. Props to them, they have a hard job. But for the time being, commuters celebrate, greek row celebrate, students celebrate, children celebrate, husbands celebrate, wives celebrate. Above all, Cliff Mass, you weren't wrong. Celebrate.

[Live Red Square Camera]

It's okay Mayans... you'll have your chance.